diff --git a/.rubocop_todo.yml b/.rubocop_todo.yml
index 44361fd6f..b9111fcd5 100644
--- a/.rubocop_todo.yml
+++ b/.rubocop_todo.yml
@@ -1114,19 +1114,6 @@ RSpec/VerifiedDoubles:
     - 'spec/workers/feed_insert_worker_spec.rb'
     - 'spec/workers/regeneration_worker_spec.rb'
 
-# This cop supports safe autocorrection (--autocorrect).
-# Configuration parameters: Include.
-# Include: app/models/**/*.rb
-Rails/ActiveRecordCallbacksOrder:
-  Exclude:
-    - 'app/models/account.rb'
-    - 'app/models/account_conversation.rb'
-    - 'app/models/announcement_reaction.rb'
-    - 'app/models/block.rb'
-    - 'app/models/media_attachment.rb'
-    - 'app/models/session_activation.rb'
-    - 'app/models/status.rb'
-
 # This cop supports unsafe autocorrection (--autocorrect-all).
 Rails/ApplicationController:
   Exclude:
diff --git a/app/models/account.rb b/app/models/account.rb
index 7f0c2a7d2..32e989816 100644
--- a/app/models/account.rb
+++ b/app/models/account.rb
@@ -439,9 +439,9 @@ class Account < ApplicationRecord
     @emojis ||= CustomEmoji.from_text(emojifiable_text, domain)
   end
 
-  before_create :generate_keys
   before_validation :prepare_contents, if: :local?
   before_validation :prepare_username, on: :create
+  before_create :generate_keys
   before_destroy :clean_feed_manager
 
   def ensure_keys!
diff --git a/app/models/account_conversation.rb b/app/models/account_conversation.rb
index b3ddc04c1..be0787921 100644
--- a/app/models/account_conversation.rb
+++ b/app/models/account_conversation.rb
@@ -17,14 +17,13 @@
 class AccountConversation < ApplicationRecord
   include Redisable
 
+  before_validation :set_last_status
   after_commit :push_to_streaming_api
 
   belongs_to :account
   belongs_to :conversation
   belongs_to :last_status, class_name: 'Status'
 
-  before_validation :set_last_status
-
   def participant_account_ids=(arr)
     self[:participant_account_ids] = arr.sort
   end
diff --git a/app/models/announcement_reaction.rb b/app/models/announcement_reaction.rb
index d22771034..9881892c4 100644
--- a/app/models/announcement_reaction.rb
+++ b/app/models/announcement_reaction.rb
@@ -14,6 +14,7 @@
 #
 
 class AnnouncementReaction < ApplicationRecord
+  before_validation :set_custom_emoji
   after_commit :queue_publish
 
   belongs_to :account
@@ -23,8 +24,6 @@ class AnnouncementReaction < ApplicationRecord
   validates :name, presence: true
   validates_with ReactionValidator
 
-  before_validation :set_custom_emoji
-
   private
 
   def set_custom_emoji
diff --git a/app/models/block.rb b/app/models/block.rb
index b42c1569b..11156ebab 100644
--- a/app/models/block.rb
+++ b/app/models/block.rb
@@ -25,8 +25,8 @@ class Block < ApplicationRecord
     false # Force uri_for to use uri attribute
   end
 
-  after_commit :remove_blocking_cache
   before_validation :set_uri, only: :create
+  after_commit :remove_blocking_cache
 
   private
 
diff --git a/app/models/media_attachment.rb b/app/models/media_attachment.rb
index e51e13b95..ee8967a9b 100644
--- a/app/models/media_attachment.rb
+++ b/app/models/media_attachment.rb
@@ -271,12 +271,12 @@ class MediaAttachment < ApplicationRecord
     delay_processing? && attachment_name == :file
   end
 
-  after_commit :enqueue_processing, on: :create
-  after_commit :reset_parent_cache, on: :update
-
   before_create :set_unknown_type
   before_create :set_processing
 
+  after_commit :enqueue_processing, on: :create
+  after_commit :reset_parent_cache, on: :update
+
   after_post_process :set_meta
 
   class << self
diff --git a/app/models/session_activation.rb b/app/models/session_activation.rb
index 10c3a6c25..7f5f0d9a9 100644
--- a/app/models/session_activation.rb
+++ b/app/models/session_activation.rb
@@ -36,8 +36,8 @@ class SessionActivation < ApplicationRecord
     detection.platform.id
   end
 
-  before_create :assign_access_token
   before_save   :assign_user_agent
+  before_create :assign_access_token
 
   class << self
     def active?(id)
diff --git a/app/models/status.rb b/app/models/status.rb
index 990d0fc29..f4093f85d 100644
--- a/app/models/status.rb
+++ b/app/models/status.rb
@@ -30,8 +30,6 @@
 #
 
 class Status < ApplicationRecord
-  before_destroy :unlink_from_conversations!
-
   include Discard::Model
   include Paginable
   include Cacheable
@@ -114,6 +112,26 @@ class Status < ApplicationRecord
   after_create_commit :trigger_create_webhooks
   after_update_commit :trigger_update_webhooks
 
+  after_create_commit  :increment_counter_caches
+  after_destroy_commit :decrement_counter_caches
+
+  after_create_commit :store_uri, if: :local?
+  after_create_commit :update_statistics, if: :local?
+
+  before_validation :prepare_contents, if: :local?
+  before_validation :set_reblog
+  before_validation :set_visibility
+  before_validation :set_conversation
+  before_validation :set_local
+
+  around_create Mastodon::Snowflake::Callbacks
+
+  after_create :set_poll_id
+
+  # The `prepend: true` option below ensures this runs before
+  # the `dependent: destroy` callbacks remove relevant records
+  before_destroy :unlink_from_conversations!, prepend: true
+
   cache_associated :application,
                    :media_attachments,
                    :conversation,
@@ -311,22 +329,6 @@ class Status < ApplicationRecord
     attributes['trendable'].nil? && account.requires_review_notification?
   end
 
-  after_create_commit  :increment_counter_caches
-  after_destroy_commit :decrement_counter_caches
-
-  after_create_commit :store_uri, if: :local?
-  after_create_commit :update_statistics, if: :local?
-
-  before_validation :prepare_contents, if: :local?
-  before_validation :set_reblog
-  before_validation :set_visibility
-  before_validation :set_conversation
-  before_validation :set_local
-
-  around_create Mastodon::Snowflake::Callbacks
-
-  after_create :set_poll_id
-
   class << self
     def selectable_visibilities
       visibilities.keys - %w(direct limited)